Truly

I am having the worst day. Of course, my son loves me. And my cats love me. I DO have that. Wait a minute. I feed all of them. Daily, usually. Shit.

Hey! My mother! SHE loves me. And I don't feed her.
Huh. I think your mother has to love you. It's in the book.

I AM having a pity party today... And I forgot to send out the invitations.