RECTAL DEODORANT

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectal deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would
like some more. I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't
have any." But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist..
"YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns
with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "