Thursday, August 25, 2005

Chicken Storms

So my boss said to me a couple of days ago, "Nothing good happens
to the chicken market between September and January. Of course,
you could always pray for a storm to hit the east coast and kill off
half of the chickens."

Being as how I have 250,000 lbs of chicken in the freezer, and its
probably overvalued as it is, I prayed. Really really hard. Of course,
my boss, forgot to say WHERE on the east coast this "storm" was
supposed to hit. So umm... sorry about that Katrina thing folks.

2 comments:

Ranger Tom said...

Lucky it didn't strike your wearhouse...

All thoses mechanically-separated chicken parts strewn over half the state?

That'd be a mess!

Ranger Tom said...

Thoses? I can't spell today...