Thursday, August 25, 2005

Chicken Storms

So my boss said to me a couple of days ago, "Nothing good happens
to the chicken market between September and January. Of course,
you could always pray for a storm to hit the east coast and kill off
half of the chickens."

Being as how I have 250,000 lbs of chicken in the freezer, and its
probably overvalued as it is, I prayed. Really really hard. Of course,
my boss, forgot to say WHERE on the east coast this "storm" was
supposed to hit. So umm... sorry about that Katrina thing folks.


Ranger Tom said...

Lucky it didn't strike your wearhouse...

All thoses mechanically-separated chicken parts strewn over half the state?

That'd be a mess!

Ranger Tom said...

Thoses? I can't spell today...