Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Ooops

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and
asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."

4 comments:

Cade said...

LOL< my heart sort of jumped at that last part. I was sort of envisioning a conversation between my fiance and I that last part made me heart feel sick for a sec.

Very funny, Sydney.

Sydney said...

Sorry Pinky! ;)

.Ben. said...

Haha. Oh my...

Ia Iowa House Cleaning said...

Excellent blog. It was so great and I bet I will
go back to it! I get to look online for blogs like
yours is a blessing.
Go by and hit my blog, you'll be glad you did.