Monday, July 31, 2006

I'd love a set of implants but...

Unfortunately, I have scoliosis. You know, the kind that makes my
back look about like the illustration here:

So I've got an appointment with the orthopedic surgeon guy. Not
this one, one at UAB. And I think I may have to have the following
yucky procedure:

Yucky Procedure

Again, not with the doctor at the website above, he just gives a good
illustration of the procedure. Its crazy, you really can't tell my back
is so fucked up if you don't see the x-ray. But the stress of extra lbs
in front probably wouldn't be helpful. So I guess the implants are
going to have to wait.

I am REALLY not looking forward to this surgery but then again
I'm really not looking forward to putting any more stress on the
discs in my back that hurt either.

My parents claim they never noticed the problem when I was grow-
ing up. Really? You never noticed I was turning into a hunchback?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Things That Annoy Me

Bloggers who must "review" your comment prior to accepting it for
a post. Look, if you REALLY don't like it, just delete the fucker af-
terwards, but are you SO afraid to let the words out on your site for
five seconds that everyone MUST have approval to post to begin
with? Fuck you then. No wonder everyone posts anonymously on
that very BITTER site of yours...

Now on to a few things of more positive nature.
Things that definitely don't annoy me:

This new blog. Pretty cool -


or as I prefer to hear her call it;

Well Done!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Where IS

The sexual content in my blog? My blog promises raunchy lang-
uage and its got plenty of that, but it promises sexual content too
and APPARENTLY there has been far too little of that in my life
lately because I just don't talk about sex very much anymore. I
mean, here. In my blog.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Things to Do when You're Really Bored

Ok, so like - I had NO IDEA up until today why the words on our
profiles were underlined. You know, all of that what's your favor-
ite movie, what's your favorite band, who's your favorite author,
all that stuff. (I know, I'm a little slow sometimes.) See, I fig-
ured it probably led back to the internet, key words to draw in
internet traffic to your blog (which undoubtedly, it is) but I
clicked on one expecting I guess (stupidly) for it to take me back
out onto the internet.

I thought, for some reason, that it would do a search on the term
in question. Say for instance you put in your list of favorite films
"GlennGary Glenn Ross" like I did. I thought it would take you
maybe out onto google for a bunch of references on the film. But
no, it takes you to a list of other blogspot users who put the same
film in their profile. Oh yeah. DUH. Oh COURSE that's what it

Hello. Key words? Yeah. So anyway, things to do when you're
really bored. Look up all the people who put the same films/
bands/authors/etc as you did on your profile and leave a com-
ment on their blog. If you want to act completely insane, make
the comment completely irrelevant to anything they've said.

SOME people obviously do not have enough to keep themselves
occupied. Or they do, but they'd prefer not to do those things
with which they are supposed to be legitimately occupied. You'd
frequently find me in the latter category...