used to be the most pristine and beautifully manicured lawn on the
block. People would come from miles around just to look at it.
Then we moved in.
Sydism
!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!!
"Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls.
That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd
There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.
About Me
- Sydney
- WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
Deceiving Others, That is What the World Calls a Romance.
Oscar Wilde
"That was certainly my ex-husband's notion of romance." Sydney
"That was certainly my ex-husband's notion of romance." Sydney
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2 comments:
LOL!
I could say that about my whole house. lol
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