There is one thing that you should never do as a prelude to a date.
Never, ever send me a photo that shows you wearing a thong.
Most especially not a pink thong. I mean, if you're a guy. If you're
a girl, I won't go out with you, but go ahead, send the photo. But
truly, for a guy? It is the kiss of fucking death.
I think we've already established that I'm a boxers girl anyway.
But I can handle the tighty whities. The skivies. I CAN. But not
bikini briefs, not thongs, not on a guy. Never, no, not that. GROSS!
Dude, What the fuck were you thinking? I was totally THERE
until that photo! I mean, WTF!
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So a heterosexual man sent you a picture of himself in a pink thong?
Are you sure he wasn't applying to become your gay housekeeper a la 'The Bird Cage'?
That's not right. Not right at all.
And if any women send you photos of themselves in thongs, send a copy my way!
I need to write him back and ask, wait, were you applying for the housekeeper position? I must have misunderstood. I fucking NEED a housekeeper. I wonder if he does dishes. I don't think I could keep my dinner down AND watch a guy prance around in thongs though. This guys is a professional illusionist, he should have made me see some pants on that ass.
If he's a professional illusionist then how could you ever be certain that what he was showing was 'his'?
Never trust a person that fools people for a living.
You're probably right. I've dated a lot of lawyers too and that's never worked out. Do you think its because they lie to people for a living?
Yes. Yes it is.
Perhaps you should look for a man in the computer industry? We're...I mean they're very good with their hands.
Well, since I don't wear thongs of any color or bikini briefs, I guess I might be safe in asking you out if I ever find myself in your area.
What kind of weirdo wears a pink thong and sends someone a pic thinking "yeah, this will get her"?!
Well at least he was wearing banana hammocks. Next time he may send you a photo sans panties.
Pink Thong Brother sounds like the kind of guy that sneaks around trying to look up women's skirts from 12 inches away or less ...
-- d.a.
What about dudes that wear no underwears at all? How do you feel about that?
Ad Speedos to that list Syd... Last time I was at the beach I saw plenty of folks of both sexes wearing them that shouldn't...
I am very cool with no underwear. Its kind of like the boxers thing. In fact, I myself...
umm... nevermind.
Hey wait a minute David, aren't YOU that kind of guy? ;)
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