I do. Like for instance... The guy in the new CDW commercials? I
think he's so cute. I KNOW. He's chubby. But he's SO funny and
cute. And it doesn't hurt that he reminds me a little of Vincent
D'onofrio from Law & Order. Yep. Another hearthrob of mine Go
Figure.
Ok, this one IS weird. Don't puke on me now folks. Stay with me...
Gilbert Godfried. Yep. I got a little thing for old Gilbert. I don't
know how to explain that one. THAT I have a feeling, is just down-
right fucking kinky. Or wrong. Pretty bad. But hey, I can't help it.
And before you judge me too harshly, I know that a lot of you guys
out there fantasize about fucking a midget. Right after you give her
a bubble bath in the sink. So don't even fuck with me about Gilbert.
Because I know how you guys are. I know your secret sick desires.
Got it?
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Hey Syd! It's Babs
Hey now, were you the one giving ME grief over my attraction to gay male models?!?!? Hmmm, I have to say I'll take a gay Abercrombie&Fitch model over GILBERT GODFRIED any day! I think a lot of us find certain people "weirdly attractive."
LOL ok ok I give... Uncle. You've got a point beatloaf.
Do you have any strange feelings about zombies or vampires?
Umm I actually like vampires a good bit. They're kind of sexy. And there you have it.
Zombies are just, you know. there. Not very sexy at all.
Gilbert Godfried?! Holy crap...lol.
And I thought I would be picked on b/c I have a crush on Colin Firth.
Yeah but Gilbert is funny, you know, amusing. I like amusing guys.
Gilbert Godfried?!? Oh my, this one scares me. There are many, many amusing men who are a better catch for you. Like John Kerry. That guy's freakin' hilarious.
I'll choose to believe that your fetish is an echo from some fond memory of Gil's voiceover role in Aladdin ...
-- d.a.
Yeah, I think its that eye squinting maneuver I really like. Except a friend of mine said he doesnt do that in real life. Oh well.
Wow, you are weird! LOL! And my crushes are probably exactly what one would expect from me, hehe.
I don't see Godfried. Sorry, he's not funny enough to transcend ugly (which is, for me, the Billy Crystal effect). He shouts too much. For example, imagine having sex with him and he would yell out something like, "MOVE ALREADY! ENOUGH WITH THE MOANING! CALL ME DADDY! SPANK ME WITH THE HAIRBRUSH YOU TWISTED LITTLE MINX!" Always squinting. And, I'm sure there would be spittle. That is soooo not hot.
Ok - I grant you - the spittle would get to me - in a bad way. I could live with the other stuff ;P
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