Saturday, November 26, 2005

The Three Proofs

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother .
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesuswas
a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to
get up because there was work to do.

AMEN

6 comments:

Lauren said...

I love it Sydney!!! Glad you are in a better mood today . . . Or are just so punchy from this past few days that you need something to keep you laughing?? A bit of both I suspect.

Hang in there!!!

HUGGSS!!

Carla said...

LOVE it! LOL

Beatloaf said...

Very funny!

Clance' McClannahan said...

Amen!! **funny and true**

nicole said...

HAHAHAHA!!! I'm a fan of the first and (of course) the last set of theories.

Anonymous said...

Sydney you are incedible wishing you the very best
risky