Saturday, February 18, 2006

Ja, I'm Inga From Sveden...

Birds stay gay

ATTEMPTS to break up gay penguin couples
in Germany by sending in females from Sweden
have failed. The females were too shy to seduce
the males, said the penguins' home at Bremer-
haven Zoo. "The Swedes are rather stand-offish,"
said zoo chief Heiki Kueck.

The Scotsman
February 10, 2006

huh. So much for the charms of the busty blonde
babes of the much lauded Swedish bikini team that
I always hear so much about... (snark, snark)

Come to think of it, the Germans always HAVE
had problems with gay couples. They used to put
them in camps and whatnot. Penguins mate for life
you know. Let the poor birds be! ;)

7 comments:

G. said...
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G. said...

Had the Swedish penguins been dressed in PVC fetish suits, I'm sure the results would have been entirely different.

nicole said...

Wait, why was it up to the FEMALE to seduce the males? Sounds like the dudes just weren't into her in the first place.

Sydney said...

pvc fetish suits! too funny

Sydney said...

yeah I know, why WAS it up to the females? Pretty tall fucking expectation anyway, to turn a gay guy straight. That's a lot of pressure for a gal ya know?

Anyway, how do they know the female penguins they got weren't like, a couple themselves? Portia and Ellen?

and by the way, wouldnt it be so much hotter if portia was with, like... Angelina Jolie? I mean, that's just as an aside to the whole penguin thing...

Carla said...

YAY! You're back! I was getting worried about ya! :-)

Nit Wit said...

The should have just aranged for the Gay penguins to adopt a baby just like humans.