A Repost of My Favorite Post

A Quiz From Ranger Tom

Ranger Tom's Quiz

Seven things you plan to do before you die

1. Write a book
2. Clean my house.
I mean, by myself, as opposed to beggingother people to
do it and then paying them. Oh fuck it. Life'stoo short.
Scratch that one. I'll keep paying.
2. Wake up on time. Oh fuck it, Again, life's too short.
3. Enhance my ummm... top shelf... I've always wanted a
reallystellar rack.
4. Visit every country in the world at least once
(So far I've onlybeen to the US, Canada and Mexico so I've
got a fair amount togo.)
5. Learn several languages well, Spanish and French much
much much better, and learn Russian, Chinese and Japanese.
Just be-cause I think it would be cool to know them.
6. Visit the remaining states in the U.S. that I haven't seen
(not too many of those to go)
7. Stick pins in my child until he gives me grandchildren
(he's only17 1/2, so I'll give him 6-8 years or so before I ex=
pect anythingalong those lines.
8. Spend the night at the Myrtles plantation in Louisiana
(itshaunted you know.)
9. Become better organized. This wouldn't take much. I mean,
ANY steps towards this end would be better than nothing.

Seven things you can already do

1. Shoot a gun well (hey, I'm from Texas)
2. Convince people that it really WOULD be easier to do things
my way.
3. Say what I mean and mean what I say
4. Raise a kid
5. Tell the truth. Ok wait, I think I covered that on 3
.6. Sell stuff
7. Read. I read really really fast, and its one of my favorite things
to do.
8. Empathize. Sometimes I do this a little bit too well.

Seven things you can't do

1. Let things go when I should.
2. Refrain from "taking things personally." (Whatever the hell
THAT means.)
3. Realize that not EVERYTHING, (say, the mideast peace crisis
for example), is my fault.
4. Bob for apples and actually come up with said object.
5. Stop being a perfectionist.
6. Have a boyfriend for longer than a year at a time without
fucking it up.
7. Swim with sharks without getting hurt.
8. Follow the rules and refrain from listing more than 7 things.

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex

1. Intelligence
2. Humor
3. Self Confidence
4. Ambition
5. Zaniness
6. Kindness
7. Similarities or Affinity

Seven things you say most

1. And there you have it
2. So here's the deal (a la H. Ross Perot)
3. So the fuck what
4. I don't give a shit
5. What the fuck?
6. How the hell? (You'll note that this is very closely akin
to "What the fuck?")
7. And there it is (Also close to "And there you have it."
(Yeah, so I do a lot of fucking repeats, so sue me)

Seven people you want to take this quiz...

Ok, I took the quiz, so beyond that, I don't give a shit
who else takes it. So there, fuck it. Oh yeah, add that
to the last one, that's another thing I say, FUCK IT.
Oh and another one,"So There." "Go Figure." And, "I
don't give a shit." And thereyou have it.