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!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!!
"Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls.
That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd
There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.
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my, my......who is andy b? he must have made quite the impression. lol.
He's single too.
Anywho, you are the skinniest chicken pimp from Alabama that I have ever seen post pictures of herself on her blog.
But...Either that's a really tiny door, or you're fat. The average door is 36 inches wide. You consume approximately 2/3 of that width by standing in front of it....
Very cute Ben, its a little appliance door. Its a back door built in that the previous owners put in so that they could access their television.
and just for general information purposes, andy b. is a guy who insinuated since I just had a head shot up that I was fat. I believe he said something akin to I "probably needed a mirror to see my feet." So anyway. These photos are about four months old. The head shot is 4 - 6 weeks old. Me flippin Andy the bird. That's brand new...
Just to avoid any confusion, I (Andy T) am not Andy B (Whoever that dumbshit is) and I'd like to say that anyone who isn't blind can see from your headshot that you're not only beautiful, but thin as well. The full body shots (mmm...body shots) only confirm the obvious, to wit, that you are GORGEOUS. Rock on with your bad self darlin' 'cause you all that.
And in case there's any doubt (since I haven't properly made your acquaintance yet), I am being totally and completely sincere.\
Best!
-Andy
www.andyt13.com
OMG, is that you ? You are very cute !!! There is no way you could have a 17 year old son.
Ok, either one of two things going on here...
1) You're 8 feet tall
2) You live in a really, really tiny house.
Only joking. You look mahavolous, as Fernando used to say...
Thank you. Can you tell I was a fat kid? I still have a chip on my shoulder about it. Lo these many years later. And I do have a 17 year old. I'm 38. I just have good genes. Thanks Mom. And propensity for playing around with computers instead of baking in the sun. I'm kind of a tech geek. That may have helped. You know, in terms of not having a lot of wrinkles. Who knows. Or maybe they are all just going to hit at the same time. Like, I'll wake up one morning and go, OH MY GOD!
If you don't mind my saying so, you are really pretty!
And I didn't take offense so much from yr post that I replied to so much as I just found it unfair to come to such a conclusion about people based on the age and marital status. If you single people out based on that, you could end up missing out on someone good.
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