Sex, Chicken Sales, Dating and Single Motherhood, combined with humor, sarcasm, and the occasional dash of wit. Very occasional on the wit part. Mostly you're just in for melancholy and pathos.
!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!! "Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls. That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd
There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Slutty Sydney Steals
This test from NicoleMart. Anyways, I didn't turn out to be as slutty as I wanted. A few of the questions on the question tripped me up. Apparently there are some things I won't do. 36% of them in fact. Who knew?
LOL, I know. I was somewhat disappointed myself. I wish I could go back and see the test questions again. I'd let ya know which ones held me up. They probably aren't the ones you'd all imagine.
HOLY CRAP! I took the test. 91% ? What a WHORE! Good thing I'm a good boy now. If I kept on like that no telling whne it would have fallen off! And yes, the new GF knows what a bad boy I used to be. :-P
I can't tell if I should be proud or ashamed, but I WAS completely honest. Since it's my choice I uess I'll be proud of my complete lack of moral scruples. Anyway, as I've said, that's all in the past now.
WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is
in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
9 comments:
Only 64% ? Darn.
LOL, I know. I was somewhat disappointed myself. I wish I could go back and see the test questions again. I'd let ya know which ones held me up. They probably aren't the ones you'd all imagine.
What, no link. I wanna see how slutty I am. I'll bet I'm sluttier than you.
I am way sluttier than both of you.
I'll try to find it. I'll bet you're a huge slut too, you neocons always are. :X
81%
Are you proud of me?
HOLY CRAP! I took the test. 91% ?
What a WHORE! Good thing I'm a good boy now. If I kept on like that no telling whne it would have fallen off! And yes, the new GF knows what a bad boy I used to be.
:-P
No way AndyT, you faked the test. 91%? huh. No WONDER she won't marry you yet...
I can't tell if I should be proud or ashamed, but I WAS completely honest. Since it's my choice I uess I'll be proud of my complete lack of moral scruples. Anyway, as I've said, that's all in the past now.
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