Untying the Gordian Knot...

Sex, Chicken Sales, Dating and Single Motherhood, combined with humor, sarcasm, and the occasional dash of wit. Very occasional on the wit part. Mostly you're just in for melancholy and pathos.

!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!!

"Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls.
That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd

There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Almost a Year since my Last Confession

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Hi All. I know I've been pretty scarce over the past (almost) year. Truth is, I've been ill. I don't want to really get into ...
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Friday, July 13, 2007

Sometimes I Just Can't Help Myself

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Anyway, you know what they say, sharing is caring. Apparently, this gentleman felt much the same... (shrug) The Nebraska Man and His ...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I'm Asking for Full Disclosure Here

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And I realize that it might be somewhat uncomfortable. So to get you going. Err... started, I'm posting the following video: This is mo...
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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

I REALIZE

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That the Dutch are famous for their live sex shows and things of that nature. (For enough money, you can get that in Boystown [in Nuevo Lar...
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Oh Yes

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The little Vids at the Bottom? I'm just randomly changing out vids with new vids I find amusing/interesting annoying or whatever. I cho...

The End of The Story...

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Well, a lot happened in that story and most of it is either too boring or too obscene to write about. Suf- fice it to say that I have learn...
Sunday, May 13, 2007

Reality Continued...

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In the Morning. The rest of the story will follow when I've had some sleep.

Reality Continued Part Four

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So at the point the Junkie Housekeeper starts to look a little junked up she also stays home and stops answering her phone. Wait, did I say...
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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Reality Continued Part 3

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Things went swell the first day or two and the house was really coming along. Order from chaos (err... ok fine, squalor. shut up already)....

Reality Continued Part 2

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Right. So. Against everyone's better judgement, includ- ing my own, which I summarily suspended, I called "the people who know...

Any Reality Show Investors Out There?

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Because I'm telling you right now, I could support an entire show on my own. I Promise. On Thursday I found out which one of my designe...
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WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
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