Sex, Chicken Sales, Dating and Single Motherhood, combined with humor, sarcasm, and the occasional dash of wit. Very occasional on the wit part. Mostly you're just in for melancholy and pathos.
!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!! "Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls. That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd
There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
The Man of My Dreams
I may have met the man of my dreams. For the first time in my life I was talking to this guy and he actually got excited about com- paring different cell phones with me. Tech geek heaven here I come.
I am a closet, or not so closet tech geek. I have a particular thing about cell phones but I can never get anyone to talk to me about it. I start talking smart phones and people just zone out.
But THIS guy not only didn't zone out, he said, WHICH ONE. And then we went on from there. It was too cool. I may have found my soulmate, err... cellmate.
lol wait. that sounds like we're in jail together..
You'll know you're in love when you are picture messaging each other multiple times a day ... and you find your pulse quickening when you get yet another. Oh, I see this happening!
WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is
in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
7 comments:
Wait, who is this? What is this? Cell phone???
I am a closet, or not so closet tech geek. I have a particular thing about cell phones but I can never get anyone to talk to me about it. I start talking smart phones and people just zone out.
But THIS guy not only didn't zone out, he said, WHICH ONE. And then we went on from there. It was too cool. I may have found my soulmate, err... cellmate.
lol wait. that sounds like we're in jail together..
ROFL! Dreamgurl, I love ya! I can't believe you remembered that. Too funny.
Cellmate, ROFL!
You'll know you're in love when you are picture messaging each other multiple times a day ... and you find your pulse quickening when you get yet another. Oh, I see this happening!
Good luck with it and keep us informed!
I'll talk to you about my Blackberry all day long if you want.
Yea, Sydney is finally finding someone. Hope it all works out for you. How is your Dad doing?
But we haven't even met yet... lol
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