Sex, Chicken Sales, Dating and Single Motherhood, combined with humor, sarcasm, and the occasional dash of wit. Very occasional on the wit part. Mostly you're just in for melancholy and pathos.
!!!WARNING - MY BLOG FREQUENTLY CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT!!! "Teutonic rainmakers poured water over nude girls. That never did produce rain, but they clung to the ritual." - L.M. Boyd
There are two sides to every story. And both of them are mine.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
The So Cool Thing
About having a teenager who can drive is that you can send him out for food. All the time. He's bringing home dinner right now. This makes twice today. LOVE IT.
WARNING - My blog frequently contains cursing and sexual content. I write compulsively. If that doesn't bother you, please read on. I love diamonds & flowers, computers and tech gadgets. Oh yes, and Lewis Black. Really. I would marry Lewis Black. I have an 18 year old son. He's brilliant. And funny. I myself am a single mother and a workaholic, so no telling where he picked up either of those two attributes. I sell dead chickens for a living even though my educational background is
in psychology and I had initially wanted to be a forensic psychologist. So I guess, you could call me what one of my friends does, a chicken pimp. I may be sexy, (note that I said I may be, not that I am) but a lot of times, I think like a guy. The bitch of it is: I get my feelings hurt like a girl. Yes, I know. I'm not normal. Let's move on for God's sake.
3 comments:
when I first learned to drive, I was all about fetching anything for anyone.
when I first learned to drive, I was all about fetching anything for anyone.
Slavedriver!
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